Which French Stereotype are you?

You have a tidy white uniform with a red scarf and a silly white hat. When you are in a good mood, you kiss your fingers with a flourish. When you are in a bad mood, you chase ungrateful customers with a meat cleaver.

I throw my chef's hat at Sigismund in disgust!
Zis Sauce is Shit! Shit! Shit! Ze Hollaindaise is curdled! Your eggs are over poached and your carrots are like sticks of wood! Get out of my kitchen - you should dig roads, your 'ands are not fit to peel potato!