The antipodean resigned her commission last night. This followed a short period of broad dissatisfaction and matters were swiftly concluded.
She was not up to the job of being Miss Chap, and consequently she can slink off. Presumable feeling drained, sexually exhausted and wracked with the shame of not being good enough.
Was expecting to have to sack her anyway. At least I got a drink and was spared having to shoot one's dog in the process.