Thursday, April 19, 2007
It looks distubingly like the Proper map of the 'Good Old Days'
create your own visited country map
or check our Venice travel guide
One has to ask the following simple question about the bits I haven't been to yet:
1. Can they make a decent cup of tea?
2. Have they got proper money with the queen on it?
3. Do they play cricket?
If the answer is none of the above, then I'm sorry it is probably not worth going there.
In fact there are a few of them I have been to where they can not only fail to make a christian cup of tea, but they entertain whiggsh notions such as putting bridges on their money, and insisting that we all share it.