The Northerner has stated publicly that she will convert me into being a Northerner such as herself.
Tricky, as you know you can take the Chap out of the Colonies, but not the Colonies out of the Chap.
My moral aversion to whippets runs deeper than a Cornish tin-mine and no matter what she may wish to persuade me is the done thing north of the 53rd parallel - the bathroom is no place for Amyl Nitrate.
Watch this space, reader. If 'Eckie-thump' becomes currency, let me know, what?